Stuck on you Twentieth Century Fox presents ; a Conundrum Entertainment/Charles B. Wessler production ; a Farrelly Brothers movie ; produced by Bradley Thomas ... [et al.] ; story by Charles B. Wessler ... [et al.] ; screenplay by Peter Farrelly & Bobby Farrelly ; directed by Peter Farrelly & Bobby Farrelly. vediorecording

Stuck on You is a 2003 American comedy film screenwritten and directed by the Farrelly brothers and starring Matt Damon and Greg Kinnea. Conjoined twins Bob and Walt Tenor try to live as normally as possible. Outgoing and sociable Walt aspires to be a Hollywood actor, whereas Bob is shy and introverted. The twins run Quikee Burger, a diner in Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard, guaranteeing free meals if orders are not completed in three minutes, showing how skilled and in sync Bob and Walt are. Walt is comfortable interacting with women, but Bob is shyer. He has a long-distance relationship with pen pal May Fong from California, whom he has never met and hasn't told he is a conjoined twin.
Walt stars in a one-man show, while Bob stays as much as possible in the background, as he has stage fright. As the play's successful, Walt follows his dream to Hollywood, persuading his hesitant brother to go along for the ride.
They rent an apartment in California and become friends with fellow aspiring actress April Mercedes. When she asks about their conjoinment, Walt explains they share a liver that is mostly Bob's. As surgical separation is risky for Walt, Bob would not consent to the surgery, even though Walt wanted it. It is also why Walt looks older than Bob.
Walt has difficulty finding acting work in Hollywood, and his agent, Morty O'Reilly, isn't helpful, offering at one point to get him a job in a pornographic film. Cher is upset that she is starring in a prime-time TV show called Honey and the Beaze. Wanting out, she hires Walt as her co-star, certain it will get cancelled. The producers realize her scheme and foil it by going forward, compensating for Bob's presence by keeping him out of the camera frame and employing bluescreen effects. The show is a surprise hit and Walt becomes famous.
Walt arranges for May Fong to meet Bob without his consent. They develop a romantic relationship, though the twins' attempt to keep their conjoined nature a secret proves challenging, especially as Walt must accompany them everywhere, sometimes using creative solutions like disguising himself as a giant teddy bear. Eventually, when May discovers them in bed, she concludes they are a gay couple rather than brothers. Although Bob shows her they are indeed conjoined twins, shocked at the lie, she flees.
Morty informs the twins that word has leaked about Walt and Bob being conjoined. Rather than hide this, they embrace it, becoming huge celebrities, making commercials and appearing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. While Walt enjoys this success, he knows that Bob is unhappy and misses May. Resolving that Bob needs to be independent to be happy, Walt demands they be surgically separated.

Director of photography, Dan Mindel ; editors, Christopher Greenbury, Dave Terman ; music, Michael Andrews.

Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Seymour Cassel, Wen Yann Shih, Cher.

MPAA rating: PG-13.

Also issued on VHS.

DVD; region1; NTSC; 5.1 Dolby Digital.

English, French or Spanish dialogue; English subtitles; closed-captioned.